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I don’t really blame that on my ethnicity to be honest, but I’ve always wondered.” I’m average-ish or slightly below average. But I will say I’ve always had a bit of an obsession with dick size. “I’m a straight, white cis man who’s not prone to be offended by these types of things. “I think it’s mostly funny,” says Sean, a 36-year-old Irish-Canadian. How, though, do actual Irish people feel about the Irish curse?

Regardless, as CamSoda’s “tool” suggests, there’s some interest among men, Irish or not, in knowing whether they’re curse-qualified. If their dick is too big (or if their balls aren’t bigger than their dick), they will receive a certificate stating, “Congratulations! Saint Patrick didn’t tame your snake at birth!”ĭepending on your interests, being labeled as having the “Irish Curse” might either be an arousingly humiliating badge of honor or a cold slap in the face.

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Should it meet such a criterion, participants will receive a free token to use on CamSoda as a consolation.

Per a representative from CamSoda, an erect penis must “fall under the threshold of five inches long and four inches wide, and less than equal to the size of their balls.” To help, cam site CamSoda recently announced the launch of an “Irish Curse Recognition Tool.” All participants need to do is email a photo of their dick to and a team of camgirls will judge whether it fits the bill. Perhaps because of the subjectivity of what counts as “small” and “large” in this context, some may struggle to know whether or not they’re cursed. “A complete definition of the Irish Curse would be the combination of very small penis/very LARGE testicles,” a contributor wrote. It’s unclear exactly where the term came from, though Urban Dictionary published its first listing for it back in 2003. In some cases, the dick is only small relative to the size of the balls, but it still counts - at its core, the Curse is about disproportion and a higher potato-to-meat ratio.Īs the “curse” portion of the name suggests, this is supposedly a bad thing. The Irish Curse has a few variations, but its most basic incarnation is a small penis paired with comparatively large balls. That said, there’s one, less-than-brag-worthy “Irish” trait that perhaps we ought to consider celebrating as well: the Irish Curse. Usually, that manifests as an obsession with corned beef and cabbage, the color green, redheads and plenty of binge drinking. Patrick’s Day, Americans love to pretend to be Irish, whether or not this “pretending” has anything to do with real Irish people.

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